Another Gay Talk

• Thanksgiving Day. 8ish pm. Living room.
• Me: John, Look at this watch.
• John: That's a nice watch.
• Me: I don't like that watches are sexed. Anyone can wear a watch.
• John: Not that one. That's a man watch.
• Me: I can wear it.
• John: Don't make me get into that.
• Me: I'm not a guy!
• John: Don't make me get into that.
• Me: Just because of my sexual orientation?
• John: Yes